Confess Your Worst Habit
Posted: Tue May 05, 2026 9:09 am
Every adventurer has one.
Some overpull.
Some forget reagents.
Some roll on things they cannot use.
Some give advice with the confidence of a man who has never survived his own decisions, like Cowadin.
Mine is simple.
I prioritize pickpocketing and skinning in dungeons.
Yes, during the dungeon.
Yes, while everyone else is pretending we are there for noble reasons.
A locked chest, a loose purse, a beast with skin still attached to it. These are not distractions. These are opportunities.
Gutrippers do not find themselves, and leatherworking does not level on good intentions.
If the group wanted me to ignore profit, they should not have brought a rogue.
I do help, obviously. Things die faster when I am involved. Sometimes those things are even the enemies we came to kill.
But I will not apologize for being efficient enough to stab the monster, rob the room, and leave with half the local wildlife in my bags.
So confess.
What is your worst habit in this world?
Do you overpull?
Do you duel people you should not duel?
Do you loot during combat?
Do you trust rogues?
Do you jump from heights and call it pathing?
Do you say “last pull” and then discover seven more problems?
Speak plainly.
This is a safe place.
Mostly because I am already judging you.
— Jape
Some overpull.
Some forget reagents.
Some roll on things they cannot use.
Some give advice with the confidence of a man who has never survived his own decisions, like Cowadin.
Mine is simple.
I prioritize pickpocketing and skinning in dungeons.
Yes, during the dungeon.
Yes, while everyone else is pretending we are there for noble reasons.
A locked chest, a loose purse, a beast with skin still attached to it. These are not distractions. These are opportunities.
Gutrippers do not find themselves, and leatherworking does not level on good intentions.
If the group wanted me to ignore profit, they should not have brought a rogue.
I do help, obviously. Things die faster when I am involved. Sometimes those things are even the enemies we came to kill.
But I will not apologize for being efficient enough to stab the monster, rob the room, and leave with half the local wildlife in my bags.
So confess.
What is your worst habit in this world?
Do you overpull?
Do you duel people you should not duel?
Do you loot during combat?
Do you trust rogues?
Do you jump from heights and call it pathing?
Do you say “last pull” and then discover seven more problems?
Speak plainly.
This is a safe place.
Mostly because I am already judging you.
— Jape