legend of kanna killgnome (fan fiction)
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2026 11:04 pm
one day there was tauren woman.........name kanna killgnome........she fucking hate gnome mans........also she have big muscle........and big boob...........sexo..........like two time bigger then basket ball........
she walk from thunder bluff at ironforge...........knock at big metal door..........make loud sound bend metal........."give me gnome mans to kill.......or give me death!!!!!" litlle manlet dwarve mans run away.....cause they dumb allience after all.......butt evil little gnome guy come out name gelbing mekkatorque............he hold two milk bottles he clink together and lick he lips.....................that make kanna mad like..........also he got nine thousand gnome man behind him........rub hand snicker do cartwheel at air.......that sort of thing..........
no more word need be said.........first gnome man roll up like blanka from street fighter............charge at boob........kanna catch him and throw back at gnome mans in triangle formation......like bowling ball.......strike!!!!!! kill lot of gnome..........very based...............
next gnome man put stick of dynamite at mouth........light fuse.......run at kanna........so she pull up ground........make half loop.........gnome man run at it then turn 180 degree........like half an xbox 360............run on air upside backways to back at other gnome mans..........bang many gnome get blow up........blood and gut fly every place.....splatter to face........gnome mans lick it up like vampire from start of blade movie.........damn that was good movie............
already half gnome mans dead.......got to unleash secret weapon........mekkatorque putt hand up butt........pull out remote control......hit red button what summon brett favre with electro slave collar.........oh no......they blackmail him........."im sorry kanna" him say........"they put me dog at prison......"
suddenly mekkatorque pull other thing out way of butt: it football costume make for baby.......sell at spirit halloween..........get inside zip up zippper and jump to bretts hand..........with single tear in eye he launch deathly projectile..........
kanna freeze........could this be at??????? could be dead like next second?????? no.......cause she remember.........football gay and dumb.......both kind yurope and america style...........call commercial break and and mekkatorque stop at mid air...............then 30 minute of commercial play.......libbery bibberty mutual.........dorito..........sport book where you bet on if tiger wood fart on ball and it go in hole......for 5 leg parlay..........but then man with stripe shirt come over......wave him hand around blow whistle say 5 yard penalty.....no slave collar.............other team get ball..........
mekkatorque magnetize at kanna hand.........little does him know.......she never skip leg day.......that why taurens can plains run........many bead of sweat form as him mouth show nervous grimace with crooked bad guy teeth.........kanna have smug grin..........set him on ground and punt..........ball fly upward so fast u cant see............trail of fire burn him butt.........reach escape velocity.......go at space.........so fast him skin come off and he just skeleton what wear football costume............
mean while tiger wood was chill out on pluto......surround of many beer bottle............he say "damn im glad not be on earth......" when suddenly.......dead ball fly at him.......he yell "four!" and hit super hard with golf club..........america dads see parlay broken.......lose 9 milllion dollar..........commit sudoku by swirly head at toilet.......
dead ball fly back at azeroth........which kinda like near earth.........re go in atmosphere..........gnome mans busy sticking coin up they butt during other commercial break after 5 second of play.........get together to show off rare coin from anus when sudden like ball return..........strike with power like nuclear bong.........lucky kanna got big boob to shield at blast.......sexo......... anyway all gnome mans get vaporize good............leave little shadows at ground.......loch modan get climate change and become tropical paradise............
little manlet dwarfs crawl out of hole........see they in loch bahamas now........mayor of ironforge show up wear lei of lifegiving drinking hurricane........give kanna key at city........sexy gnome womans give hula dance to thank for kill all evil gnome man..........brett favre king of stormwing kneel down........admit tauren be superior race........mandate all mans and womans wear horn tail and hoof shoe..........repeal ballot mandate ban weed in allience...........night elfs see this on telecope.........tyrande say "writing on wall!!!! it so over guy!!!!!!" and jump in sea drown.......all other night elfs follow...............then they all throw mega party cuase gno more gnome or elf........based.......the end..........
she walk from thunder bluff at ironforge...........knock at big metal door..........make loud sound bend metal........."give me gnome mans to kill.......or give me death!!!!!" litlle manlet dwarve mans run away.....cause they dumb allience after all.......butt evil little gnome guy come out name gelbing mekkatorque............he hold two milk bottles he clink together and lick he lips.....................that make kanna mad like..........also he got nine thousand gnome man behind him........rub hand snicker do cartwheel at air.......that sort of thing..........
no more word need be said.........first gnome man roll up like blanka from street fighter............charge at boob........kanna catch him and throw back at gnome mans in triangle formation......like bowling ball.......strike!!!!!! kill lot of gnome..........very based...............
next gnome man put stick of dynamite at mouth........light fuse.......run at kanna........so she pull up ground........make half loop.........gnome man run at it then turn 180 degree........like half an xbox 360............run on air upside backways to back at other gnome mans..........bang many gnome get blow up........blood and gut fly every place.....splatter to face........gnome mans lick it up like vampire from start of blade movie.........damn that was good movie............
already half gnome mans dead.......got to unleash secret weapon........mekkatorque putt hand up butt........pull out remote control......hit red button what summon brett favre with electro slave collar.........oh no......they blackmail him........."im sorry kanna" him say........"they put me dog at prison......"
suddenly mekkatorque pull other thing out way of butt: it football costume make for baby.......sell at spirit halloween..........get inside zip up zippper and jump to bretts hand..........with single tear in eye he launch deathly projectile..........
kanna freeze........could this be at??????? could be dead like next second?????? no.......cause she remember.........football gay and dumb.......both kind yurope and america style...........call commercial break and and mekkatorque stop at mid air...............then 30 minute of commercial play.......libbery bibberty mutual.........dorito..........sport book where you bet on if tiger wood fart on ball and it go in hole......for 5 leg parlay..........but then man with stripe shirt come over......wave him hand around blow whistle say 5 yard penalty.....no slave collar.............other team get ball..........
mekkatorque magnetize at kanna hand.........little does him know.......she never skip leg day.......that why taurens can plains run........many bead of sweat form as him mouth show nervous grimace with crooked bad guy teeth.........kanna have smug grin..........set him on ground and punt..........ball fly upward so fast u cant see............trail of fire burn him butt.........reach escape velocity.......go at space.........so fast him skin come off and he just skeleton what wear football costume............
mean while tiger wood was chill out on pluto......surround of many beer bottle............he say "damn im glad not be on earth......" when suddenly.......dead ball fly at him.......he yell "four!" and hit super hard with golf club..........america dads see parlay broken.......lose 9 milllion dollar..........commit sudoku by swirly head at toilet.......
dead ball fly back at azeroth........which kinda like near earth.........re go in atmosphere..........gnome mans busy sticking coin up they butt during other commercial break after 5 second of play.........get together to show off rare coin from anus when sudden like ball return..........strike with power like nuclear bong.........lucky kanna got big boob to shield at blast.......sexo......... anyway all gnome mans get vaporize good............leave little shadows at ground.......loch modan get climate change and become tropical paradise............
little manlet dwarfs crawl out of hole........see they in loch bahamas now........mayor of ironforge show up wear lei of lifegiving drinking hurricane........give kanna key at city........sexy gnome womans give hula dance to thank for kill all evil gnome man..........brett favre king of stormwing kneel down........admit tauren be superior race........mandate all mans and womans wear horn tail and hoof shoe..........repeal ballot mandate ban weed in allience...........night elfs see this on telecope.........tyrande say "writing on wall!!!! it so over guy!!!!!!" and jump in sea drown.......all other night elfs follow...............then they all throw mega party cuase gno more gnome or elf........based.......the end..........