Crash Inc Recruiting

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Montery
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Crash Inc Recruiting

Post#1 » Wed Jun 17, 2026 2:27 pm

Crash Inc. Recruitment Notice

Adventurers travelling through Booty Bay or Ratchet may notice bulletins nailed to wooden doors and lamp posts across the settlements. The message is brief and direct:
Crash Inc. is recruiting capable adventurers regardless of faction affiliation.

We are a startup organization based out of Ratchet, offering services in:

- Treasure Hunting
- Profiteering
- Protection
- Exploration
- Dungeoneering

We extend our services to the Horde, Alliance, and neutral parties alike.

Applications may be mailed to "Wixxel", presently residing at the Broken Keel Tavern in Ratchet.
--- Who we are ---

Crash Inc. is a casual cross-faction RP guild based in Ratchet. The guild focuses on roleplay events featuring a colorful band of misfits solving unusual problems and receiving sometimes even stranger rewards.
While we also intend to quest and run dungeons together in-character, the primary goal is to build a roleplaying community.

Interviews will be conducted in-character through roleplay. Feel free to include out-of-character information such as your experience with roleplay. All levels of experience are welcome.

Recommended:
Turtle RP addon is highly recommended. More information can be found here:
https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/TurtleRP
https://github.com/bratmage/TurtleRP

**EDIT**: This is on the normal server, not the hardcore server.
**EDIT**: Crash Inc has been formally recognized by the embassy in Orgrimmar, and is now formally incorporated without the use of any bribes or black mails
Last edited by Montery on Sat Jul 11, 2026 11:29 pm, edited 2 times in total.
"If you've got a problem, I've got an explosive solution" - Wixxel Slugflip
Interested in a small, casual RP guild? Crash Inc. is recruiting! Check out the details here: https://octowow.st/forum/viewtopic.php?t=457, and write to Wixxel in-game!

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Reijo
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Re: Crash Inc Recruiting

Post#2 » Wed Jun 17, 2026 3:43 pm



A sealed letter arrives with the post

:arrow: In Bolarus the Admirality decided to send an emissary to the Crash Inc. in order to represent the interests of Kul Tiras. Soon our agent will appear in the city of Ratchet, and would like to get to know with the leadership.



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Thedoleman
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Re: Crash Inc Recruiting

Post#3 » Thu Jun 18, 2026 2:22 pm

A Roughly Folded Letter
Opening the mail today, Wixxel finds a roughly folded 'letter'.
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Growltash
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Re: Crash Inc Recruiting

Post#4 » Fri Jun 19, 2026 1:55 am

A neatly printed letter smelling faintly of herbs and decorated with an assortment of pressed flowers has been placed upon the pillow in Wixxel's Cot.
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Brek
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Re: Crash Inc Recruiting

Post#5 » Mon Jun 22, 2026 10:23 pm

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Vandalia1998
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Re: Crash Inc Recruiting

Post#6 » Thu Jul 09, 2026 6:37 am

So did you ever get this guild Charter?

Ht76bafrm
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Re: Crash Inc Recruiting

Post#7 » Fri Jul 10, 2026 5:29 pm

Hello I'm interested in but do not have experience RP and bad English. According to that I have created my RP character in game and using it with RP Turtle addon. Emailed you via in game email.

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He remembers fire. He remembers green skin and screaming. He was very small when the Orcs burned his home in Elwynn Forest. A heavy blow to his head left him bleeding in the dirt. He survived, but his family did not.

The trauma and the physical injury broke something inside his mind. He forgot his real name. He forgot how to speak properly. Strangers found him, mocked his broken speech, and called him 'Barbarian'. He accepted the name. He grew strong, took a sword, and now seeks a purpose in a world he barely understands.
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Montery
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Re: Crash Inc Recruiting

Post#8 » Sat Jul 11, 2026 11:21 pm

Vandalia1998 wrote: Thu Jul 09, 2026 6:37 am So did you ever get this guild Charter?
Yes, Crash Inc. is now formally incorporated and recognised by the Orgrimmar embassy! And we did it without any bribes or blackmail!

We are still hiring! :mrgreen:
"If you've got a problem, I've got an explosive solution" - Wixxel Slugflip
Interested in a small, casual RP guild? Crash Inc. is recruiting! Check out the details here: https://octowow.st/forum/viewtopic.php?t=457, and write to Wixxel in-game!

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Montery
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Re: Crash Inc Recruiting

Post#9 » Sat Jul 11, 2026 11:23 pm

Ht76bafrm wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2026 5:29 pm Hello I'm interested in but do not have experience RP and bad English. According to that I have created my RP character in game and using it with RP Turtle addon. Emailed you via in game email.

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He remembers fire. He remembers green skin and screaming. He was very small when the Orcs burned his home in Elwynn Forest. A heavy blow to his head left him bleeding in the dirt. He survived, but his family did not.

The trauma and the physical injury broke something inside his mind. He forgot his real name. He forgot how to speak properly. Strangers found him, mocked his broken speech, and called him 'Barbarian'. He accepted the name. He grew strong, took a sword, and now seeks a purpose in a world he barely understands.
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All levels of experience are welcome! One of our hopes with Crash Inc was to get people new or interested in roleplaying into a community where they can try it out rather than going on their own.
"If you've got a problem, I've got an explosive solution" - Wixxel Slugflip
Interested in a small, casual RP guild? Crash Inc. is recruiting! Check out the details here: https://octowow.st/forum/viewtopic.php?t=457, and write to Wixxel in-game!

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